i once killed a man for stealing my cheetos

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

boss-browbabe:

spoopydarnni:

unamusedsloth:

How koalas run

THIS IS TERRIBLE

I knew there was a reason I did not trust them

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

Hey can I bring my cat into your store? It’ll take like 30 seconds max I swear. It’s very important I do this, yes.

silly-puppy:

an underrated moment

familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page

suctioning:

suctioning:

Whys it called the Milky Way?
(Not a pun, need real answers)

image

image

thank

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hiphopfightsback:

Pulled a fast one on us 8 year-olds,

she knew her demographic exactly and she was teachin them right

my-halloween-romance:

So my mom got a new tattoo today

astroblader:

Blading AND blazing