i once killed a man for stealing my cheetos

kimpissible:

when your mom calls you down for dinner and you get there and its not readyimage

Me:  After 8 long months, I have finally come to terms with the fact that I will never see 11 again.
11:  Suprise, bitch.

joshpeckofficiall:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

countkalvitus:

kittje:

IM SCREAMING

ONLY A QUARTER WHAT A STEAL

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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